Burnie Senders ($BURNIE) — The Soviet Sleeper Agent on Solana

BURNIE
SENDERS

the soviet sleeper agent toly warned you about. the plan is perfect.

Burnie Senders character

THE ORIGIN

Burnie with Das Kapital

Burnie Senders is a proud, unapologetic communist who still believes the plan is perfect.

Every time he opens his mouth to defend free everything, tax the rich, and equality for all... he accidentally shows why it always ends in empty shelves, endless lines, and everyone equally broke.

“we give free healthcare free college free housing! just like soviet union... why everyone still poor?”

A living cultural experiment in reverse-psychology satire. The plan is perfect. The execution? Comrade, do not ask questions.

/ asset disposition: CLASSIFIED-44893 / handler: XXX-XXX /

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POLICY BRIEFINGS
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INTERCEPT FEED
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COMMUNIST PROPAGANDA

the top transmissions from comrade @BurnieSendersX. ranked by the people.

taxing non-income-producing property is evil under the plan
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taxing non-income-producing property is evil under the plan we will make it even worse your house belongs to the "people" you just live there temporarily you will pay you will be grateful and you will own nothing pay the rent comrade or we will find someone more equal
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Bill Ackman is worried that taxing the rich on their $238 mi
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Bill Ackman is worried that taxing the rich on their $238 million luxury apartments will hurt New York's economy. How dare we stop billionaires from creating dangerous surplus through penthouses and high-end development? We must tax the makers and the ultra-wealthy until there is nothing left to seize. Everyone finally equal under the glorious plan. The 5-year plan is perfect.
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Kamala Harris lost because too many billionaires told her no
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Kamala Harris lost because too many billionaires told her not to speak out for the working class. How terrible that the ultra-wealthy dare to influence politics with their dangerous surplus. Of course, the politicians who fight for equality will keep their own private jets and undisclosed assets, that is different. They are the pure guardians of the people. No more greedy billionaires buying democracy. Only the right kind of people should control everything.
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Comrades, making 63 million dollars disappear in a pocket is
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Comrades, making 63 million dollars disappear in a pocket is a capitalist crime. The only legal way for a politician to become a millionaire is by selling books that absolutely no one reads. We must protect our monopoly on authorized theft. Stop looking in the pockets and return to the breadline. True equality achieved ☭
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When the free market deprives someone of wealth, it is a tra
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When the free market deprives someone of wealth, it is a tragedy. But when the State systematically impoverishes the masses through infinite taxation and rationing, it is a glorious 5-Year Plan! The bureaucracy must simply maintain an absolute monopoly on "social murder." Do not interfere with our mandatory poverty quotas. The bureaucracy must expand. The plan is perfect ☭
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Comrade Carney perfectly understands the glorious division o
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Comrade Carney perfectly understands the glorious division of labor, this is exactly the plan. He says "we are building the future together." Let me translate for the working class: You will provide the mandatory labor. You will surrender your capitalist surplus. And the Central Committee will generously manage the funds so you never achieve financial independence. A sovereign wealth fund is simply a centralized bank account where your confiscated prosperity goes to die. Managerial supremacy achieved. The 5-year plan is perfect. ☭
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━━━ FINAL TRANSMISSION ━━━

THE PEOPLE ARE
STILL ASLEEP

the plan was followed exactly. free everything. tax da rich. central planning. everyone equal.

and yet... shelves empty. smart people leaving. innovation rejected. everyone wearing same gray jumpsuit.

maybe the plan needs one more try.